Helping lovecraft.  a noble aspiration, but it's far too late.

Job History: system administrator, programmer, perl messiah, hunter of evil,
  part-time DNA guerilla, currently with ASID.

Interests: all things electronic, and a few things biological.

Current hobbies:
  "Three ORBs for the Engineers under the gun,
  Seven for the Techies in their offices of glass,
  Nine for lazy vendor guys out having fun,
  One for the superuser sitting on his ass
  On the server 'mordor', where the objects run.
  One ORB to rule them all, an inter-ORB alliance
  One ORB that will support CORBA 2 compliance
  On the server 'mordor', where the objects run."