Unlike some other odd-looking commands (jenn, gart, etc.) I'm not going to
try to claim I'm not a command. I am. I am most useful when prefixed with
"page," as in, "page matt=get your butt over here and help me!" I am
always availible for help, and if the "page" form of me doesn't work, try
"@mail," as in, "@mail matt=pls help me when you get back."

Seriously, Matt is Aurora's youngest +Senior Wizard, and is always
available for help should you need it.

Matt is currently retired from Immortalhood, but is still an honored Auroran.